“The passion to see beyond what is admirable to the eye

The love that is felt deep within one's soul

The mystery captured through light and form

With honesty, humility and grace...

Only then can you tell your heart to be strong enough to love true art."

- Bibi Gefre

Monday, January 21, 2013

Cold Minnesota Temp

Minnesota temperature on my way to work at 7:30 am today.


60 ABOVE:  Arizonians turn on the heat.  People in Minnesota plant gardens.

45 ABOVE:  Californians shiver uncontrollably.  Minnesotans sunbathe.

32 ABOVE:  Distilled water freezes.  Lake Superior water gets thicker.

20 ABOVE:  Hollywood disintegrates.  The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.

15 ABOVE:  Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.  People in Minnesota have the last cook-out before it gets cold.

ZERO:  People in Miami die.  Minnesotans lick the flagpole.

40 BELOW:  The Iditarod is postponed.  The Twins start spring training.

55 BELOW:  Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Minnesota Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

80 BELOW:  Mt. St. Helen freezes.  People in Minnesota rent some videos.

100 BELOW:  Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.  Minnesotans get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

297 BELOW:  Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.  Cows in Minnesota complain about farmers with cold hands.

460 BELOW:  ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)  People in Minnesota start saying....... "Cold nuff for ya?"

500 BELOW:  Hell freezes over.  The Vikings win the Super Bowl!!!!

Wednesday, January 2, 2013